It's Spamusement time, as once again I steal Steven Frank's idea to use actual spam subject lines as captions for poorly-drawn cartoons.

Hair Loss..Take charge with this laser brush

wanna bang like a horse ?

Stop smoking the way that works

Superman in a bottle

The last one will make sense only to comic book readers; if you don't get it, try this page: http://theages.superman.ws/Encyclopaedia/kandor.php