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|"Is it golden?" I said.
"I don't know. It is Odin's disk and it has only one side."
— J. L. Borges, The Disk.
Thursday, August 5th, 2004
This time around, I'm going to start explaining in detail why my aliens have feet and legs that are, in general function, similar to those of mammals on Earth. What's wrong with other forms of locomotion? The short answer is that, if you want to move quickly and nimbly, the leg structure of certain mammals (such as the cheetah and the horse) are among the best possible solutions, from an engineering standpoint. But just saying this doesn't show why, so I'm going to eliminate some other possibilities first. This means that certain things that I had been saying would appear in the 'next entry' will be pushed down the stack a bit, but I haven't forgotten them and will get to them in due course.
To start with, some assumptions (there are always assumptions):
The wedge works in reverse as well; flip the blue arrows and you flip the red arrow, too. This is analogous to what happens when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste...
The wedge finds application in the real world in log splitters, the prows of ships, cleavers, teeth, doorstops and shims. But is it possible to apply the principle of the wedge directly to an animal's locomotion?
I think the answer is no, but that didn't stop me from imagining what it might be like, anyway. The illustration at right shows the skeleton of a (very) hypothetical animal. It uses the bony club at A to apply force to the horn-tipped wedge bone, at B. As the wedge is driven into the ground, it applies force to the ground behind the animal, and also to the animal's pelvis, C, causing forward movement. The breastbone, D, forms a horn-edged double runner to ease friction, and the horny projection on the jaw at E lets the animal steer.
To the left is how the critter might look with skin and muscle. It has short fur, and the top of the wedge is covered with matted fur and a calloused pad from repeated striking.
Visible are the muscles that attach to the pelvis and the wedge so that the animal can pull the wedge back up from the ground, advance the point a few inches, and get ready for another round of smacking. There are also powerful muscles on the back and neck, supported by the dorsal spines, that let it apply maximum force to the bony club. Note that the animal tosses its head back to apply pressure to the wedge, and at the same time lowers its jaw so that its mandibular rudder can contact the ground and permit turning.
It should be obvious that this is a very slow and clumsy way to get about, and any animal employing this method would be readily outmaneuvered by those with more evolutionary initiative. One can imagine them developing peacefully on an isolated island, only to face fatal selective pressure once a land bridge arises. Jane or Joe Cavedweller, for instance, would find the bony club to be a convenient carrying handle, and the poor beast would be completely helpless once lifted into the air in this way...
So it seems that the wedge as a form of locomotion would be a literal pain in the ass. (If you can come up with a plausible method, or an actual occurrence in the real world of an animal that gets about on the wedge principle, please email me.)
I'll continue in the next entry with another animal based on a simple machine...
1 For an informative change in perspective, go to the beach and lie on your side, facing the ocean. Imagine the ocean as a wall of water taller than a thousand skyscrapers, being pressed against the side of an immense sphere. What you're imagining is actually true — and you yourself are being held to the side of this sphere by the same invisible force that keeps all that water where it is.
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